Excerpt from Harry Potter’s College Journal
Today the Dursley’s told me I have to go to college with the dumb muggles. This is bloody terrible, I f***ing killed Voldemort! Killed the Dark Lord, and now I have to go to college to “support myself”? Screw Uncle Vernon, I have more gold than Kilograms he weighs. What a fat ass! I have looked if some of the school’s have Quidditch and they do! So maybe College won’t be too bad its been some time since I’ve played. I am hoping to get a sports scholarship for quidditch!! Tomorrow, I am going to visit a few schools with Dudley. What a grand time that should be, Dudley doesn’t know that I’m the James Bond (Muggle Movie Man) in the Wizarding World. This family just does not understand me at all, it’s not dark magic, its magic. Damn conservative family, I should just avada-kedavra them all, but then I’d have a one way ticket to Azkaban. Even celebrities like me would go to Azkaban. Maybe College won’t be too bad, I’m headed off to get some slumber, keep following my blog because ever since Hedwig was MURDERED (Still Pissed off) I have been using the Muggle Internet to keep in touch. Good news though, the Computer doesn’t have as many bowel movements as Hedwig. Potter Out
